Every day we see a new warning of what will happen if the “vote leave” campaign wins. Its now getting to the point where there are no more scare stories to push onto people to convince them to stay in the EU…..until now…..
Should the UK leave the EU, I feel it is my duty to report that aliens will almost certainly land. They will see the opportunity of economic ruin and lessened security as warned by Cameron and crew, grab their ray guns and descend upon the UK, ready to abduct and probe their way through the entire population.
So how can we avert this invasion? Easy, vote to stay in the EU. If you do, the streets will be paved with gold, the poor will become rich, birds will sing, butterflies will butterfly and there will be dancing in the street ushering in a new era of peace, love and rock n roll.
Or you can vote out and get ready for the abducting and probing.
I thank you for your time reading this and hope you will make the right decision in keeping the evil alien overlords at bay.